my roommate saw this on my dash and thought it was me
man i would kill to look that good in a dress
mackleharder, macklebetter, macklefaster, macklestronger
this is some super mario 64 bullshit
If you are having a bad night here is a drawing if a snake wearing a boot
AND WHAT ABOUT A SNAKE IN 2 BOOTS CHASING AFTER YOU MOTHERFUCKER
so this blog just followed me
and I was intrigued so i went to their blog and
it is all irons
I can’t fukcinfg deal with this tHERE IS AN IRON IN A TREE WTF
Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug
this egg fucking froze because our fridge is too cold
Why would you keep the eggs on the fridge?
we keep our eggs in the fridge…so they don’t denature? do you not refrigerate your eggs?
Because of the way our eggs are processed and the prevalence of salmonella in american chickens, americans have to fridge their eggs.
Wait, they don’t refrigerate eggs in other countries?
wait what people in other countries dont refrigerate eggs???Minx and I had this argument a few days ago.
Like, this is Loki
And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.
This is Castiel
And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.
This is Tony Stark
And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.
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